Baby jokes

What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

Another jokes:

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.
Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn't work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac off, hold down the mouse clicker, and power the Mac back up." Customer: "Look, I don't have three hands!"
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !
What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !
A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

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