Baby jokes

Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

Another jokes:

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!
Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.
Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson: "But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that.

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