Baby jokes

How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,' they said. 'It's full up!' 'But you must let me on!' shouted the man. 'Why, what's so special about you?' they asked. I'm the driver,' replied the man.
The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do." "Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?" "Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."
Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

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