Baby jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?

Another jokes:

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !
How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.
Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!
Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland. His friend had never been to Switzerland and asked, 'what did you think of the scenery ?' 'Oh, I couldn't see much,' Harry admitted. 'There were all these mountains in the way.'
If your watch is broken, why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time.

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