Baby jokes

What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.

Another jokes:

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.
What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships.
A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer. `Have you ever had any illnesses? Any accidents?' 'No, sir,' replied the young man proudly. `But you're on crutches. You must have had an accident!' said the farmer. `Oh, the crutches!' said the young man. `A bull tossed me last week. But that wasn't an accident! He did it on purpose!'
How can you tell elephants love to travel ? They are always packing their trunk !
Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?" "I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."

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