Baby jokes

It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for me.

Another jokes:

Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

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