Baby jokes

Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.

Another jokes:

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!
A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, "We have five million Walter Smiths. Give us a little clue." The woman said, "My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I ever slept with another man he'd turn over in his grave." Saint Peter motioned an angel forward. "Take her to Turning Walter!"
Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !
What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed.
Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons

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