Baby jokes

Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

Another jokes:

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!
Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don't sell them!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. "When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "You know what?" "What, dear?" his wife asked gently. "I think you bring me bad luck."

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