Baby jokes

Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time.

Another jokes:

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response... click.
What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I.
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !

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