Baby jokes

Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Another jokes:

Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.
What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.
Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.
Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

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