Baby jokes

Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.

Another jokes:

"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade."
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !
Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)
Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes, it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No, why do you ask?
Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !

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