Baby jokes

Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can't even send her back because she's been here more than 28 days.

Another jokes:

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football ? Fiver side !
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ? Because that was the end of May!
Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.
What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.

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