Baby jokes

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!

Another jokes:

Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous. Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!
"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earth did you get married?" "I suppose it was the old business of 'opposites attract'," was the reply. "He wasn't pregnant and I was."
What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.
I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!
Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.

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