Baby jokes

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?

Another jokes:

A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I can't believe what I'm seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!" The man replied "Nah lady this cats not clever at all I'm beating it 6 games to 1"
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity.
Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case.
Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !
What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off

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