Baby jokes

Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it's a dear little thing.

Another jokes:

Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth flight, Now sit back and relax. - OH MY GOD!" Silence Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I an so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach said: "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"
Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie me home, I'm tired !
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!

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