Baby jokes

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.

Another jokes:

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said. "You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Ole said, "Jeez, okay," and got up from his coffee. The next day they were sitting down with their morning cups of coffee. The weather forecast was, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets." Again Ole replied, "Jeez, okay," and got up from his coffee. Two days later, again they're sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast said, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..." and the power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. He turned to Lena, "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?" Lena replied, "Aw, Ole, just leave the car in the damned garage today."
Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea!
First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')

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