Baby jokes

Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I don't blame God for chucking her out.

Another jokes:

Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done.
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !
What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

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