Baby jokes

Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

Another jokes:

Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue? Why? Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread. Doctor: You've got to stop loafing around.
Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !
Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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