Baby jokes

I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or girl. So I don't know if I'm an uncle or an aunt.

Another jokes:

Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !
Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said. "Between the two of us, we'll show him just how *wrong* he is."
What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner? A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the captain if he tries to touch the controls, and the co-pilot is there to feed the dog.

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