Baby jokes

How does a baby ghost cry? "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"

Another jokes:

"What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out. "I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Her husband looked stunned. He said "What?"
When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !
What is a goal keepers favourite snack? Beans on post!

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