Birthday jokes

BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Another jokes:

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you are older, you will settle for being the master of your weight and the captain of your bowling team.
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop. The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak..."woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, Four door station wagon, traveling at 65 m.p.h." "That's amazing" exclaimed the father. "You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground"? "No", said the old tribesman. "They just ran over me five minutes ago"!

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