Birthday jokes

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Another jokes:

A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the driver protested. "Not according to my radar," the trooper said. "Yes, I was!" the man shouted back. "No you weren't!" the trooper said. With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said, 'Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking."
What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.
What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !
My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !

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