Blonde jokes

Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side.

Another jokes:

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!
What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir.
What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !
A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said, "I know how the transmitters work, but I have one question--how do you catch the polar bears in the first place?" "I bet you use high-powered tranquilizer dart guns, right?" "Oh no!" the experienced biologist replied, "we use an ancient Eskimo technique, developed centuries ago. First, we dig a huge hole in the ice. Next, we place a circle of green peas all the way around the hole. Then, we go hide behind some ice blocks and wait. Finally, when a polar bear comes up to take a pea, we kick him in the ice-hole !!!"
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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