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Out for the Count by Esau Stars

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A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.
What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? "Just flush it like everybody else does."
Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays. Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* people's lights.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. "Step aside, lady," he barked. "I've taken a course in first aid." The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder. "Pardon me," she said. "But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm right here."

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