Bus jokes

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Another jokes:

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve beer.) The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: "They don't serve BEER here, you MORON!" The German fellow felt pretty stupid, but suddenly turns to the New Yorker with a surprised look, and begins to chuckle. "And what's so funny?!?" the New Yorker demands. "Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you came here for the food."
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !
Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !
Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons.

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