Car and train jokes

Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

Another jokes:

"Papa, who was Hamlet?" "You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."
What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop.
What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!
Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood. So the boy stood on the balcony and reported on everything that was happening. "A police car has just called at the Hamiltons' house, the Chandlers are taking delivery of a new wardrobe, and the Mitchell's are having sex." Hearing this, the boy's parents shot bolt upright. "How do you know the Mitchells are having sex?" "Because their kid is standing on the balcony too."

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