Cat jokes

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !

Another jokes:

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags?", asked the guard. "Sand," said the cyclist. "Get them off - we'll take a look," said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border. Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear. A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. "Say friend, you sure had us crazy", said the guard. "We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won't say a word - but what is it you were smu ggling?" "Bicycles!"
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ? With a Crowbar!!!!!
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?
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