Cat jokes

A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said to the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure," replied the cat. "We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"

Another jokes:

Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.
Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."
"The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You're gonna pay two to three as much to withdraw your money so basically the ATM machines have become full service. Instead of getting robbed at the ATM machine the ATM machine robs you. You eliminate the middle man." - Jay Leno

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