College jokes

Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.

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Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!
What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?'and the deer replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?' and the zebra replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. 'Who is the king of the jungle?' he roared. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, 'Okay, okay, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the answer.'
Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods.
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

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