Cow jokes

What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
There was a guy walking down the street in San Francisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was priceless. While he was running to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it rubbed against his shirt. POOF! A genie popped out of his pocket! The very angry looking Genie said, "All right, I have had enough with this three wish stuff, and 'cuz you stole me away from my HBO Special, I will only give you one wish!" The surprised man said, "OK, I want to live in Hawaii in a huge condo on the beach with three million dollars in the master bedroom, but I am afraid of boats and planes so I want you to build a bridge from here to Hawaii." The genie replied with a smirk, "Are you crazy? Do you know how long that will take, with the pillars going down to the bottom of the ocean, all the cement it wou ld take for the highway? No I'm sorry, it just can't happen." The man said, "Fine then, I want to understand women." The genie said, " Would you like two lanes or four?
Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?
Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !

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