Dance jokes

How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !

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Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!
Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !

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