Divorce jokes

Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.

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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cindy ! Cindy who ? Cindy next one in please !
A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio,' said his brother. 'You think I'm that good?' 'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me.
Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, 'We've been hunting all day. We've shot at five deer - and not hit one!' 'OK. Let's miss two more and then head back to camp,' said Bob.
- How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? - That is a military secret. If I told you I'd have to kill you.

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