Dog jokes

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. "Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down." "Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man. "No, because he's heavy," says the vet.

Another jokes:

• Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
• Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend.
• Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
• Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!
• Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!