Pig jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...A piiig

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark
Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling long distance from Montgomery. "What's the matter?" asked Moody. "Are you in trouble?" "No!" said Crumm. "What do you want, then?" "Nothing!" "Then how come you are calling me in the middle of the night?" asked Moody. "Cause!" said the other redneck, "the rates is cheaper!"
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!
"Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."
What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !

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