Pig jokes

All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don't believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.

Another jokes:

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, "We have five million Walter Smiths. Give us a little clue." The woman said, "My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I ever slept with another man he'd turn over in his grave." Saint Peter motioned an angel forward. "Take her to Turning Walter!"
What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .
What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor!
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?

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