Elephant jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

Another jokes:

Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?" A: "They'll never see you coming."
Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean, stick 'em up. Monster: No wonder I'm not making much money in this business.
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cookie ! Cookie who ? Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.

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