Ethnic jokes

What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!

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Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure. It's raining outside.
A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"
Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!
The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint. "It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower."
Little monster: Mom, Mom, what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.

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