Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret.

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ? Bologna & cheese !
"Dad, can you write in the dark?" "I think so. What is it you want me to write?" "Your name on this report card."
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Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policmen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks. "I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket." Amazed, the driver asked for what. The trooper replied, "Tacks evasion."
What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark

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