Firefighter jokes

Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Another jokes:

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunette's tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blonde's tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes,"MOOOOOOOOOO!"
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!

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