Fishing jokes

Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !

Another jokes:

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another.
Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him. "Mama!" yelled the boy. "A gator jus' bit off mah foot!" "Which one?" called his mother from inside the cabin. "How the hell should Ah know?!" he shrieked. "They all look alike to me!"
Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !

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