Food jokes

What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

Another jokes:

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. 'Why, of course,' comes the reply. The first man then asks, 'Where are you from?' 'I'm from Ireland,' replies the second man. The first man responds by saying, 'You don't say. I'm from Ireland too. Let's have another round to Ireland.' 'Of course,' replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks, 'Where in Ireland are you from?' 'Dublin,' comes the reply. 'I can't believe it,' says the first man, 'I'm from Dublin too. Let's have another drink to Dublin.' 'Of course,' replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks, 'What school did you go to?' 'St Mary's,' replies the second man, 'I graduated in 1962.' 'This is unbelievable,' the first man says. 'I went to St Mary's and I graduated in 1962 too.' About that time, one of the regulars comes in and sits down at the bar. 'What's been going on?' he asks the barman. 'Nothing much,' replies the barman. 'The O'Malley twins are drunk again.'
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.
Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the top drawer of his desk, peer at something inside, then close and lock the drawer. He had done this for 25 years. The entire staff was intrigued but no-one was game to ask him what was in the drawer. Finally the time came for Mr Evans to retire. There was a farewell party with speeches and a presentation. As soon as Mr Evans had left the building some of the staff rushed into his office, unlocked the top drawer and peered in. Taped to the bottom of the drawer was a sheet of paper. It read, "The debit side is the one nearest the window."
Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !

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