Baby jokes

Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.

Another jokes:

Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card. "Message?" she sputtered. "Well, I guess, 'You will be missed."' Visiting the funeral home, she was pleased that her floral tribute had arrived but mortified that the card had her exact words: "I guess you will be missed."
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!
Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!
The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. -"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily asks. "I got hurt really bad." -"Ah, you're lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus."

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