Baby jokes

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.

Another jokes:

Tyfus applied for a job in a factory. The company doctor who was giving him a physical asked, "Have your eyes ever been checked?" "No," said the worker. "They've always been brown."
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"
What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John.
'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?'
What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !

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