History jokes

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !

Another jokes:

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish.
Little monster: Mom, why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.
"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll take two."
Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !

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