Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Another jokes:

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.
Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children." Johnny says, "You should wear your trousers backwards."
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred.

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