Horse jokes

Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!

Another jokes:

Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar.
My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine. I mean look at all the experience I've got.
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR!
Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.
Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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