Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !

Another jokes:

My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run over.
One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont
Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.
What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order.
A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist. "Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone."

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