Marriage jokes

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

Another jokes:

When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank. "I have," said Fred. "How much?" asked the manager. "I don't know exactly," said Fred, "I haven't shaken it lately."
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?" WIFE: "In the pool."
Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !
Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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