Money jokes

If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.

Another jokes:

In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet. As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse. They angrily look one at the other. Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and starts reading. The other one politely asks, "When you've finished the paper, will you please bring it over, and let me read it?"
Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.
What person adds best in hot weather? A summer.

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