Monster jokes

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Another jokes:

A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!" "No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"
What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he will ask "Why do you say that?" while a psychologist will say "Thank you for sharing that with us."
What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.
What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!
The Economic Breakfast by Roland Marge

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